Privacy Policy
1. Information Collection
We collect the following information:
- Your presidential status (or lack thereof)
- Your TRUMP coin balance (if applicable)
- Your ability to find the login button
2. Data Usage
Your information is used for:
- Verifying your presidential credentials
- Calculating your TRUMP coin earnings
- Determining if you're allowed to ride a bicycle
3. Data Protection
We protect your data by:
- Using the most secure encryption (Trump-approved)
- Storing nuclear codes in a safe place
- Keeping your ice cream preferences private
4. Data Sharing
We may share your information with:
- Elon Musk (if you have enough TRUMP coins)
- Joe Biden (just kidding, he can't access anything)
- Your local ice cream shop (for presidential discounts)
5. Disclaimer
This privacy policy is as real as our TRUMP coins. We take your privacy seriously, but not as seriously as we take our presidential seal.